Joke: Dialogs between a Boy and a Girl

Before the marriage, when the boy proposed the girl to marry him:

Girl: At last you asked me.
Boy: Will you leave me?
Girl: Definitely not. Don’t worry about that.
Boy: Do you love me?
Girl: Definitely, for the rest of my life.
Boy: Will you ever bluff me?
Girl: Never. How could you imagine that?
Boy: Will you hold my hand?
Girl: Obviously I’ll do that as many times I get the chances.
Boy: Will you ever hurt me?
Girl: Are you crazy? I am not that kind.
Boy: Can I believe you?
Girl: Yes.
Boy: My Sweetheart!

If you curious about the dialog after marriage then just read the whole script upward (from down to top)

Bangla Jokes

এই কৌতুক দুটো বাংলায লেখা। একবার ভেবেছিলাম এগুলো ইংলিশে ট্রান্সলেট করে দিই, কিন্তু পরমুহর্তেই মনে হল এইগুলো বাংলাতেই পরতে সবচেয়ে ভালো লাগছে, ইংলিশে ট্রান্সলেট করলে আবেদন নষ্ট হয়ে যাবে। তাই এই পোস্টটা বাংলাতেই করলাম।

চুট্‌কি # ১

প্রশ্ন: চাঁদে একজন রাজাকার। এর মানে কী?

উত্তর: সমস্যা।

প্রশ্ন: চাঁদে দু’জন রাজাকার। এর মানে কী?

উত্তর: মহা সমস্যা।

প্রশ্ন: গোটা রাজাকার সমাজ চাঁদে। এর মানে কী?

উত্তর: পৃথিবীতে সমস্যার সমাধান!

চুট্‌কি #২

প্রশ্ন: রাজাকার আর এক বালতি গোবরের মধ্যে পার্থক্য কোথায়?

উত্তর: ঐ বালতিটা।

Joke: Mind your accent

Root of problem is the chinese names: Annie Wan, Sam Wan, Noel Wan, Avery Wan, Saw Lee.

Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan? (anyone)

Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?

Caller: I’m Sam Wan (someone) And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It’s urgent.

Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what’s this urgent matter about ?

Caller: Well… just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noel Wan (no one) was involved in an accident. Noel Wan got injured and now Noel Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital.

Operator: Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn’t an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don’t have time for this!

Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator: I’m Saw Lee. (sorry)

Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!

A World Without Engineers!

Ever thought what would be the world look like if there is no engineers? Just look the following pictures and find out the answers yourself.  To see the actual size, please click the thumbnails.

World without Aero Engineers

World without Automobile Engineers

World without Civil Engineers

World without Computer Engineers

World without Electrical Engineers

World without Electrical Engineers ((Electronics Music Devices))

World without Electrical Engineers

Y2K compliant…

Thanks to LinuxHomeServer for sharing this joke. A slightly modified version is posted here. Enjoy

TO: Boss

FROM: Mofiz

SUBJECT: RE: Changing Calendars from Y2K bug

Dear Boss,

I hope that I haven’t misunderstood your instructions because, to be honest, none of this Y to K problem made much sense to me. At any rate, I have finished the conversion of all of the months on all of the company calendars for next year. The calendars have been returned from the printer and are ready to be distributed with the following new months: Januark, Februark, Mak, Julk.

Though you’ve not mentioned, I also changed all the days of each week to: Sundak, Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak, Thursdak, Fridak, and Saturdak.

Now we are Y to K compliant…

Yours sincerely,

Mofiz.